So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Let's get the cat blown out
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