Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Randomize
