it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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