Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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