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Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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