got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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