Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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