Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
