i think i have herpe
just one?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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