Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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