brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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