i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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