You really coming over, don't trick.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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