i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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