arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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