So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Do vagina's smell?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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