thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Randomize
