You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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