I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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