That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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