But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Randomize
