i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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