the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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