It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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