yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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