i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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