Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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