He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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