when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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