please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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