I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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