If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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