Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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