i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I could fuck to npr.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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