i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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