somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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