omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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