JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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