Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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