Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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