i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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