I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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