drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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