question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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