My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
