Yo dont text me then not text me
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
FUCK WHALES
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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