Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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