haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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