Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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