Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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