Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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