i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
not ubering you a puppy
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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