i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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